Please note these are all meant in good fun, and if you see anything of yours up here that you'd rather wasn't up here, feel free to let us know and we'll remove it. These are all quotes we've heard (or read in e-mail.) Feel free to mail us corrections, additions, whatever.
"A few sick cows. I am so very sad. Do I lose any cowmanity for my callous disregard?" -Brendain (Dave Israel,) who did lose a point of cowmanity"Do they make Prozac for Kindred?" -the lovely Saisha Kai (Danni Wilkins,) Toreador Primogen
"If boards are being broken, the obfuscate is broken. It's Kool-Aid Man time!" -Mr. Hate
"Go to Hell quickly." -Last rites, by Father Emil (Pat Carey)
"I thought I was doing the right thing when I burned down the Archon's safehouse." -the inimitable Joseph Falkonne (Nathan Alexander)
"My last character was badly realized." -the ever-lovin' Brian Gluckman (Patrick O'Malley)
"At this point I'm relenting all social [challenges] because I want to keep Handsome." -Player extraordinare Pat Carey (Jonas Finder)
"It's my destiny to be the King of Vague." -Narrator extraordinaire Gene Morris, who is.
"Do you or anyone else in your Clan have any strange supernatural powers?" -Mr. Hate, while interrogating a Tremere
"...[and he] would happily fuck a hole in a donut if he thought that it would make his chances of gaining power better." -the ever-quoteable Toreador Primogen Saisha Kai
"You should always turn on the lights." -from Storyteller planning night
"...because let's face it -- the new guys aren't Ventrue..." -one of our players, making a poor assumption about the "new Ventrue" [Jeremiah Crowley and Marcus Chamberlain]
"Vampire: The Masquerade I've always compared to high school..except a lot deadlier. I mean, you've got your major cliques, (Preps/Ventrue, Rebels/Brujah, Freaks/Malkavians, Nerds/Nosferatu, Socialites/Toreador, Loners/Gangrel... you get the idea) who dictate school social life. No one really has *any* understanding of how Status, Prestige, etc. gets passed around and alloted out in high school -- and the same goes the Camarilla. Who defines "The Cool People" and the "Un-Cool People"? And if everyone hates/envies/is annoyed by "The Cool People" (Like everyone hates the Toreador and Ventrue), why are they *still* the "Cool People" (IE: Leaders of the Camarilla)?" -Brant (theathar@aol.com) on a post to alt.games.whitewolf
ce.ler.i.ty n. [L. celeritas, from celer swift, speedy: sf. F. celerite.] Rapidity of motion; quickness; swiftness.
"With that unhasteful celerity Mrs. Hait turned and set the scuttle down on the brick coping of the cellar entrance and she and old Het turned the corner of the house in time to see the now wraithlike mule at the moment when its course converged with that of a choleric-looking rooster and eight Rhode Island Red hens emerging from beneath the house."Words from William Faulkner's story "Mule in the Yard."
-Donated by Nate Alexander
Paul M. M. Jacobus (vampire@access.digex.net)