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The Big Movie File: B-C
Mike: Hello? Marcus: We're your new neighbors. Mike: Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Marcus: Naw man, naw! Too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound more like them. [In high pitched voice] Marcus: We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar...? _Bad Boys_ Fouchet: I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you? Casper: Uh, yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself go. _Bad Boys_ "My plans always work sometimes!" -Mike Lowry, _Bad Boys_ "That's a very interesting story, future-boy!" _Back To The Future 3_ "You gotta have presence on the court. Presence like a cheetah rather than a chimp. Sure, they both got it, but Chimpy gotta jump his nuts around to get it. The shy cheetah moves with total nonchalance, stickin' it to them in his sexy, slow strut. Me? I play like a cheetah." _The Basketball Diaries_ "And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." -Thomas Wayne, _Batman Begins_ Bruce: People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting. Alfred: What symbol? Bruce: Something elemental, something terrifying. Alfred: I assume that as you're taking on the underworld, this symbol is a persona to protect those you care about from reprisals. Bruce: You thinking about Rachel? Alfred: Actually, sir, I was thinking about myself. _Batman Begins_ Bruce: Mr. Fox, if you're uncomfortable... Lucius: Mr. Wayne, if you don't want to tell me what you're doing, then if anyone asks, I don't have to lie. But don't think of me as an idiot. _Batman Begins_ "When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years." _The Beach_ "All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!" -Paula, _Bend It Like Beckham_ "Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces." _Bend It Like Beckham_ "Kind of young to be a euphemism, isn't she?" -Jack, _The Big Bounce_ "Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them." -Cisco, _The Big Hit_ Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click. The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. _The Big Lebowski_ Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of. _The Big Lebowski_ Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback. _The Big Lebowski_ "Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." _The Big Lebowski_ "Did you ever hear of 'The Seattle Seven'? That was me... and six other guys." _The Big Lebowski_ "Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class... especially since I rule." -Bill, _Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure_ "That conversation made more sense this time." -Bill, _Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure_ "I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." _Billy Madison_ Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy: A simple no would've done just fine. _Billy Madison_ "Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things." -Jack Burton, _Big Trouble in Little China_ "Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the President." -Jack Burton, _Big Trouble in Little China_ "Next time some eight-foot-tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. 'Have you paid your dues, Jack?' 'Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.'" -Jack Burton, _Big Trouble in Little China_ "Legend has it, in the mystic land of Prydain, there once was a king so evil and so cruel, even the gods feared him. Because no prison could hold him, he was thrown alive into a crucible of molten iron. There his evil spirit was imprisoned in the form of a black cauldron. For untold centuries, the cauldron lay hidden, as evil men searched for it, knowing that whoever possessed it could unleash an army of deathless warriors, and with them, rule the world." _The Black Cauldron_ "Bill, can I ask you a personal question? Is it hard being so smart?" -Heather, _BlackMale_ "Don't judge a book by its pages all the time, man!" -Luther, _Blackmale_ "What, a black man can't be a serial killer? Affirmative action. It's a bitch." _BlackMale_ "It used to be a hell of a lot easier to fucking rip somebody off!" -Jimmy, _BlackMale_ "The persons and events in this motion picture are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional. However, if such a similarity does exist, we would love to hear about it." -from the credits of _BlackMale_ Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Karen: Like what? Blade: Like me. _Blade_ "How do you think we fund this little operation? We're not exactly the March of Dimes." _Blade_ [Blade starts laughing.] Quinn: What's so funny? Blade: I'm expecting company [Wall explodes.] Whistler: Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time? _Blade_ "Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup." -Whistler, _Blade 2_ "You obviously do NOT KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH!" _Blade 2_ Hannibal King: We call ourselves the Nightstalkers. Blade: Sounds like a reject from a Saturday morning cartoon. Hannibal King: Well, we were going to go with the Care Bears, but that was taken. _Blade: Trinity_ [Held captive by vampires.] "I just have two things to say to you. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. And two, I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted. Silent but deadly." -Hannibal King, _Blade: Trinity_ "I don't know answers, I just do eyes. You Nexus 6, I designed your eyes." _Blade Runner_ "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy." -Tyrell, _Blade Runner_ "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." -Roy, _Blade Runner_ "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" -Gaff, _Blade Runner_ Penny: You're going to surf in that? Leslie: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na. _Blue Crush_ "I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm in the middle of a mystery and it's all secret." -Jeffrey, _Blue Velvet_ "Let's hit the fuckin' road!" -Frank, _Blue Velvet_ "I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!" Frank Booth, _Blue Velvet_ "Don't smoke crack. It's a ghetto drug." _Bob Roberts_ Conner: We haven't really figured out a system to decide who. Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE. Murphy: So what do you think? Conner: I'm strangely comfortable with it. _Boondock Saints_ "You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing." -Smecker, _Boondock Saints_ "So Duffy, you got any theories to go with that tie?" -Smecker, _Boondock Saints_ "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili, et spiritu sancti. -Conner and Murphy McManus, _Boondock Saints_ "Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God." -Il Duce, _Boondock Saints_ "There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain." _Boondock Saints_ [The Kazakhstan national anthem:] "Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it's length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!" _Borat_ Bob: Why is there tape on your nose? Dignan: Exactly! _Bottle Rocket_ Stacy: Wow, you're really complicated. Anthony: I try not to be. _Bottle Rocket_ "On the run from Johnny Law... ain't no trip to Cleveland." -Dignan, _Bottle Rocket_ "Dr. Cooper, it's what we call 'acceptable losses' - it's like when it's 1944, and the Germans are in France when they ought to be in Germany, and you know it's going to cost a pretty penny to get them all home..." _Brain Candy_ "Do you know who this man is? This is Jackson Pollack, Jr., son of Roy Lichtenstein." -Flacfizer, _Brain Donors_ Flacfizer: And gentlemen, that spells out cash with a capital... Jacques: 'K'! Flacfizer: You should go back to school. Jacques: I hated teaching. _Brain Donors_ Lazlow: Flacfizer?! This is preposterous! Flacfizer: Preposterous is it?! Why don't we step outside and settle this like men. Lazlow: We are outside. Flacfizer: Fine, then, let's step inside and settle this like women. Or are you afraid, Lazlow? Lazlow: I'm twice the man you are! Flacfizer: So is she, and it's driving me mad! _Brain Donors_ "Lazlow I didn't see you there. I stand corrected, I saw you but chose to ignore you." -Flacfizer, _Brain Donors_ "Uncompromising men are easy to admire." -Robert the Bruce, _Braveheart_ Stephen: [speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him. [To William.] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen? Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty? Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. [Looking heavenward.] Yes, Father. [To William and his men.] The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question. _Braveheart_ Sam: My name's Lowry. Sam Lowry. I've been told to report to Mr. Warrenn. Porter: Thirtieth floor, sir. You're expected. Sam: Um... don't you want to search me? Porter: No sir. Sam: Do you want to see my ID? Porter: No need, sir. Sam: But I could be anybody. Porter: No you couldn't sir. This is Information Retrieval. _Brazil_ "Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork. Where would we be if we didn't follow the correct procedures?" -Sam, _Brazil_ "This is information retrieval not information dispersal." _Brazil_ "Listen, kid, we're all in this together." -Harry Tuttle, _Brazil_ "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" -Bender, _The Breakfast Club_ "How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!" -Bender, _The Breakfast Club_ "I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights." -Bender, _The Breakfast Club_ "If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?" _Breakfast on Pluto_ Laura: Do you trust me now? Brendan: Less than when I didn't trust you before. _Brick_ "It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness that I lack... not rationality." _The Bride_ Les: You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg. Torrance Shipman: When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground. _Bring It On_ "I moved here from Los Angeles! Your school has no gymnastics team! This is a last resort!" _Bring It On_ "Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys." -Sparky Polastri, _Bring It On_ "You are too late. The beast is immortal." _The Brotherhood of the Wolf_ JFK: Lyndon Johnson! Elvis: Sir, Lyndon Johnson is dead. JFK: SO??! You think that would stop him? _Bubba Ho-Tep_ "If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead. But if I can somehow go back to the beginning of all of this, I might be able to save her." _The Butterfly Effect_ "That is a 'Fragance of Love' scented candle, bitch." -Special K, _Can't Hardly Wait_ Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog. Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda? Denise: My cousin had a dog named Samantha. Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK?! _Can't Hardly Wait_ Denise: Fate works in really fucked up ways sometimes. Preston: Especially in your case. _Can't Hardly Wait_ "Well, you know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's a lot more of them in the sea." -William, _Can't Hardly Wait_ Kenny: It say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, 'Class... or sex? What shall I do?' Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means. Kenny's friend: What? Kenny: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, 'What's up yo?' she be like, 'You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa' cuz I don't yo. _Can't Hardly Wait_ Kenny: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance? Jana: I'm allergic. Kenny: You're allergic to dancing? Jana: Yeah. _Can't Hardly Wait_ "There is fate, but it only takes you so far, because once you're there it's up to you to make it happen." -the Angel, _Can't Hardly Wait_ "A favor will kill you faster than a bullet." _Carlito's Way_ "You think you're big time? You gonna fuckin' die big time! Here comes the pain!" _Carlito's Way_ "That's what I am, right or wrong, I can't change that." _Carlito's Way_ "Guess I'm a workaholic." _Carlito's Way_ "If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble." _Carlito's Way_ "These young guys, I don't recognize any of them." _Carlito's Way_ "Ain't no more rackets out here. Just a bunch of cowboys ripping each other off." _Carlito's Way_ "You get old enough you remember a reason why everyone wants to whack you. Then you start believing them all." _Carlito's Way_ "If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life." -Rick Blaine, _Casablanca_ "If you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again, 'cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business, that's what I do." _Casino_ "Seven rules to receive 00 status: 1) You don't fear death, and won't give into torture 2) You have Olympic level shooting skills 3) Even if you double-cross your own parents, you will never double-cross the organization 4) You have knowledge that would surprise even a scholar, and a sense of humor that would make even a bad girl grin 5) You have the sociability of a lamb, but remain a lone wolf 6) You have the highest level of experience with alcohol, gambling, cars and food 7) You can fall in love but you can never love." -MI6 fansite, translated from a Japanese flyer, _Casino Royale_ promotional Olivia: That's quite a tie. Lovecraft: Oh, thanks. Olivia: Put up much of a fight? Lovecraft: No, I snuck up behind it. _Cast a Deadly Spell_ Principal Evans: Mr. and Mrs. Abagnale, this is not a question of your son's attendance. I regret to inform you that, for the past week, Frank has been teaching Mrs. Glasser's French class. Paula: He what? Principal Evans: Your son has been pretending to be a substitute teacher, lecturing the students, uh, giving out homework, uh. Mrs. Glasser has been ill, there was some confusion with the real sub. Your son held a teacher-parent conference yesterday and was planning a class field trip to a French bread factory in Trenton. _Catch Me If You Can_ Frank Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank? Frank Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle? Frank Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes. _Catch Me If You Can_ Carl: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? Earl: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Carl: Knock knock. Earl: Who's there? Carl: Go fuck yourselves. _Catch Me If You Can_ Regina: I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else. Peter: Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know. _Charade_ Peter: So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim? Regina: Well that would be a start. _Charade_ Bosley: What's this? Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin. Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese fighting muffin in the chest. They sent him home in four Ziploc bags. _Charlie's Angels_ Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! Banky: What's a "Nubian"? Hooper: Shut the fuck up! _Chasing Amy_ "Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of Queen Archie's world." -Holden, _Chasing Amy_ [Alyssa answers the phone after she pages Holden.] "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." -Alyssa, _Chasing Amy_ Holden: Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. Alyssa: Oh... you trace. _Chasing Amy_ Alyssa: So, you've never been curious about men? Holden: Curious about men? Well, I always wondered why my father watched _Hee Haw_. _Chasing Amy_ Silent Bob: You're chasing Amy. Holden: [shocked] What? What did you say? Silent Bob: You're chasing Amy. Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man, fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth... _Chasing Amy_ "By the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak." _Chasing Amy_ "I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently." -Billy Flynn, _Chicago_ "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance!" -the Bandleader, _Chicago_ "'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough." -Noah Cross, _Chinatown_ Jake Gittes: Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford? Noah Cross: The future, Mr. Gitts, the future. _Chinatown_ "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." -Walsh, _Chinatown_ Charles Foster Kane: This gentleman was saying.... Boss Jim Gettys: (interrupting) I am not a gentleman. I don't even know what a gentleman is. _Citizen Kane_ "A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since, that I haven't thought of that girl." -Bernstein, _Citizen Kane_ Kane: You know something Mr. Bernstein; if I weren't very rich I might have been a really great man. Thatcher: Don't you think you are? Kane: I think I did pretty well under the circumstances. Thatcher: What would you like to have been? Charles Foster Kane: Everything you hate. _Citizen Kane_ "I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." _Clerks_ "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." -Silent Bob, _Clerks_ "You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that." -Randal, _Clerks II_ "Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, 'There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.'" -Jay, _Clerks II_ Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also dissapeared. Mrs. White: But that was his job, he was an illusionist. Wadsworth: But he never reappeared. Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist. _Clue_ "Mrs. Peacock was a man?!" -Mr. Green, _Clue_ [about keeping her virginity] "You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet." -Cher, _Clueless_ Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-? Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud? Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades. _Clueless_ "Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I'm the messiah of the DMV." _Clueless_ Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy. Cher and Dionne: What? Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'? _Clueless_ Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life? Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair! Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is good in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of the women. _Conan the Barbarian_ "Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night." -Thulsa Doom, _Conan the Barbarian_ "He is Conan, Cimmerian, he won't cry, so I cry for him." -Subotai, _Conan the Barbarian_ "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!" _Conan the Barbarian_ "Some very nasty things can be found under rocks, especially in foreign gardens." -Sir Bernard Pellegrin, _The Constant Gardener_ "You probably think this world is a dream come true... but you're wrong." -Cat, _Coraline_ "The ends is bullshit, the means is what you live with." _The Corrupter_ Luigi: We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew. If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat. Edmond: What if I win and I don't want to be a smuggler? Luigi: Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded. [Pause] Edmond: I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot. _The Count of Monte Cristo_ Luigi: Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen. Edmond: Perhaps you should get out more. _The Count of Monte Cristo_ "I swear on my dead relatives - and even on the ones who are not feeling too good - I am your man forever!" -Jacopo, _The Count of Monte Cristo_ Luigi: We shall call him... Zatarra. Edmond: Sounds fearsome. Luigi: It means 'driftwood.' _The Count of Monte Cristo_ "Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?" -Jacopo, _The Count of Monte Cristo_ "Life is a storm. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. Shout as you did in Rome: do your worst. For I will do mine. Then the world will know you as we know you." -Edmond, _The Count of Monte Cristo_ "Once again, Zatarra, God sees you out of the corner of His eye." -Jacopo, _The Count of Monte Cristo_ Edmond: Do you understand? Jacopo: I understand you are mad. Edmond: Mad? My enemies are falling into my traps perfectly! Jacopo: Mad for not seeing this: you have a fortune, a beautiful woman who loves you. Take the gold, take the woman, and live your life! Stop this plan, take what you have won! Edmond: I can't. _The Count of Monte Cristo_ "If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have left." -Edmond, _The Count of Monte Cristo_ Peter: The Kings are playing tonight. Anthony: Man, I know you just pretend to like hockey to piss me off! _Crash_ "It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other 'honky' all the time? 'Hey, honky, how's work?' 'Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!'" -Anthony, _Crash_ Anthony: Look around! You couldn't find a whiter, safer or better lit part of this city. But this white woman sees two black guys, who look like UCLA students, strolling down the sidewalk and her reaction is blind fear. I mean, look at us! Are we dressed like gangbangers? Do we look threatening? No. Fact, if anybody should be scared, it's us: the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So, why aren't we scared? Peter: Because we have guns? Anthony: You could be right. _Crash_ "We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it." -Captain Ramsey, _Crimson Tide_ "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever." _The Crow_ "E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." -Sebastian, _Cruel Intentions_ "Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?" -Kathryn, _Cruel Intentions_ "Who do you think the establishment is? It's just guys like me. Their desks are bigger, but their jobs aren't. They don't conspire, they buy boats." -Quentin, _Cube_ Leaven: This room moves to 0, 1, and -1 on the X-axis, 2, 5, and -7 on the Y and 1, -1, and 0 on zed. Quentin: And what does that mean? Leaven: You suck at math? _Cube_ "There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan." _Cube_
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