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The Big Movie File: R-S
"Once again you see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away." -Belloq, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ Larousse: Oh, look who it is! Alfredo Linguini! His mother's an old flame of Gusteau's. Skinner: Ah, yes. How is Renata? Linguini: She's good. Well, not good. She's been better. She's, uh... she's... Horst: She died. Skinner: [insincerely] Oh. I'm sorry Linguini: Oh, no, don't be. She believed in heaven, so she's covered... after-life speaking. _Ratatouille_ "What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?" _The Red Violin_ Jimmy McGinty: Good hit. Danny, in practice we don't hit the guys in the red shirts. Daniel Bateman: I know, Coach, but I see that red and I just wanna go after it, like a bull, you know? _The Replacements_ "The football's like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin's the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin's the only man comin' down wid it." _The Replacements_ John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score. Pat Summerall: Why? John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance. _The Replacements_ "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. So: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." _The Replacements_ "Fuck you, Archie! Just for that you're not in the gang anymore!" -Duke, _Repo Man_ Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah! Let's go get sushi and not pay. _Repo Man_ Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am. Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me. Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts. _Repo Man_ "Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks! I'll get your ass!" -Bud, _Repo Man_ "A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness." -Miller, _Repo Man_ "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." -Mr. White, _Reservoir Dogs_ "Cough up a buck you cheap bastard." -Joe, _Reservoir Dogs_ "All right ramblers, let's get rambling!" -Joe, _Reservoir Dogs_ "I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you?" -Mr. Blonde, _Reservoir Dogs_ Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple? Joe: No, You can't be Mr. Purple. Mr. Pink: Why not? Joe: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple! Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink. Joe: Nobody's switching names! _Reservoir Dogs_ "If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next." -Mr. White, _Reservoir Dogs_ "You are all going to die down here." -the Red Queen, _Resident Evil_ [Rain and J.D. have just fought off a zombie] J.D.: I shot her five times! How was she still standing? Rain: Bitch isn't standin' now. _Resident Evil_ Rain: Why didn't you tell us about the antivirus? Red Queen: This long after infection, there was no guarantee it would work. Rain: But there's a chance... right? Red Queen: I don't deal in chance. _Resident Evil_ "...send more cops..." _Return of the Living Dead_ "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!" -Toady, _The Road Warrior_ "Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge." -the Humungus, _The Road Warrior_ "Never underestimate the healing power of hatred." -Montrose, _Rob Roy_ "It's one of those things we wish we could disinvent." _The Rock_ Ethel: Well, I don't think it's very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the tub. Margot: [in bath] I tie it to the radiator. _The Royal Tenenbaums_ Raleigh: Dudley has a rare disease combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia and color blindness, with an acute sense of hearing. My research - Dudley: [from two rooms away] I'm not color blind, am I? Raleigh: I'm afraid you are. _The Royal Tenenbaums_ Royal: Richie, this illness, this closeness to death... it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do. Richie: Dad, you were never dying. Royal: ...but I'm gonna live. _The Royal Tenenbaums_ Chas: Is it dark? Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note. _The Royal Tenenbaums_ Royal: The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life. Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true. _The Royal Tenenbaums_ "I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Ritchie. " -Margot, _The Royal Tenenbaums_ Max: So you were in Vietnam? Blume: Yeah. Max: Were you in the shit? Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit. _Rushmore_ Rosemary: Do you think we're going to have sex? Max: That's a kinda cheap way to put it. Rosemary: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't. _Rushmore_ "I saved Latin. What did you ever do?" -Max, _Rushmore_ "Come on, man. You can't take Garcetti seriously. He hates everyone. He doesn't even like dolphins." -Gus, _The Salton Sea_ "A man will say just about anything when he's sportin' badger-food for a pecker." -Pooh-Bear, _The Salton Sea_ Veronica: Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth. Hilary Faye: And then where would you be, Roland? Roland: China. _Saved!_ Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood. Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb? Cassandra: Okay, two reasons. _Saved!_ "Well, sir, seems to me, God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine instrument of warfare." -Private Jackson, _Saving Private Ryan_ [Lining up a rifle shot.] "My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me." -Private Jackson, _Saving Private Ryan_ "Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight." -Private Jackson, _Saving Private Ryan_ [Lining up a rifle shot.] "O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me." -Private Jackson, _Saving Private Ryan_ [Lining up a rifle shot.] "Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me." -Private Jackson, _Saving Private Ryan_ "Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques." -Corey, _say anything_ Lloyd: One question: do you need someone or do you need me? Diane: I need you. _say anything_ James Cross: You know what they say about people who treat other people bad on the way up? Frank Cross: Yeah, you get to treat 'em bad on the way back down too. It's great, you get two chances to rough 'em up! _Scrooged_ Frank: I WANT to see her nipples. Censor Lady: But this is a Christmas show. Frank: Well, maybe Charles Dickens wants to see her nipples then. Crewman: Well, actually you can't really see her nipples. Frank: You see? And these guys are REALLY looking! _Scrooged_ "Oh, what is this Frank? Oh, oh, look Frank! It's a TOASTER!" -the Ghost of Christmas Past, _Scrooged_ "I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy." _Secondhand Lions_ "Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in." _Secondhand Lions_ "In the beginning, we were ordinary street rats, stealing our daily bread, and living off the efforts of man's work. We were captured, put in cages, and sent to a place called NIMH. There were other animals there, in cages. They were put through the most unspeakable torture, to satisfy some scientific curiosity. Often, at night, I would hear them cry out in anguish. Twenty rats and eleven mice were given injections. Our world began changing." -Nicodemus, _The Secret of NIMH_ "We can no longer live as rats. We know too much." -Nicodemus, _The Secret of NIMH_ Mr. Grey: It's your behavior. Lee: What about my behavior? Mr. Grey: It's very bad. _Secretary_ [Lee refuses to remove her hands from the desk] Peter: Are you doing something sexual? Lee: Does this look sexual to you? _Secretary_ "In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him." -Lee, _Secretary_ Mal: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me! Zoe: What? And risk my new ship? _Serenity_ "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." -Wash, _Serenity_ "My turn." -River, _Serenity_ William Somerset: I just don't think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue. David Mills: You're no different. You're no better. William Somerset: I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work. _Seven_ "I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading _Guns and Ammo,_ masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that?" _Seven_ "Okay. But dogs CAN look up!" _Shaun of the Dead_ "It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?" -Barbara, _Shaun of the Dead_ "I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are better left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a great place dares to dream. It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free." -Red, _The Shawshank Redemption_ "I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." -Red, _Shawshank Redemption_ "It's kind of a compulsion with him. He has to exchange fluids with everyone he meets. That's why we never have pets." -Jez, _Shooting Fish_ "There's wrong, and there's wrong. And there's this." -Hartigan, _Sin City_ "What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer." -Marv, _Sin City_ "I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad." -Marv, _Sin City_ "This ain't no bar-room brawl. These are the bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back." -Marv, _Sin City_ [Kale is bare-chested in the cold weather.] "Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!" _Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas_ "Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids." -Buddy, _Six-String Samurai_ "Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to die in!" -Head Pin Pal, _Six-String Samurai_ Mesh-Head: If I were you, I'd run! Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-looking. _Six-String Samurai_ "Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!" -Death, _Six-String Samurai_ Buddy: Who are you? Death: Death. Buddy: Cool. _Six-String Samurai_ Layla: What's embarrasing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair. Will: Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school. _Sky High_ "In the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, it's high school." _Sky High_ "Like finding a needle in a fuck-stack." -Wally, _Slither_ Butcher: What can I do you for? Grant: Gimme a couple of your ribeyes. Butcher: How many you need? Grant: Eight. Naw... ten. Um, no, no. You know what? Gimme fourteen. _Slither_ Jack: You mean like Martians? Pardy: Martians are from Mars! Jack: "Martian"'s a general term for space fucker! _Slither_ Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? _Snatch_ Turkish: [making tea] Would you like sugar? Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough. _Snatch_ Uncle Avi: What should I call you? Bullet? Tony? Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. _Snatch_ "Boris the Blade, or Boris 'the Bullet Dodger.' As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the bastard." -Turkish, _Snatch_ "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again." -Brick Top, _Snatch_ Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger? Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger? Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi. _Snatch_ "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." -Bullet Tooth Tony, _Snatch_ "There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information." -Cosmo, _Sneakers_ "The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons." -Cosmo, _Sneakers_ Gordon: Who are you representing, exactly? Chris: I represent the last effort to recover this mission before they abandon this ship and everyone on board. Gordon: Until it starts happening to you, there's really no point in discussing it. _Solaris_ "You know what happens when women get together on something? All kinds of shit you can't explain happens. But good shit. Mysterious, but good. Usually very good. Things get solved." -Snow, _Solaris_ "I survived the first thirty seconds of this life... whatever you want to call it... by killing someone. And, oh, ah, by killing someone who happens to be me. See most people, I would think most people in this position would be like, 'This... Ah, hmm... I don't know.' However, this is at least, this is an incredible opportunity. This is a... what if this is a... this is a gift? I'm a gift. Hey." -Snow, _Solaris_ "Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now. Unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong, and somehow I was wrong about everything." -Chris, _Solaris_ "I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide." _Southland Tales_ "Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied." _Spider-man_ Flash Thompson: You think you're pretty funny, don't you, Parker? Peter: I don't want to fight you, Flash. Flash Thompson: Yeah, I wouldn't want to fight me either. _Spider-Man_ Mary Jane: You're taller than you look Peter: I hunch. _Spider-Man_ Ring Announcer: What's your name kid? Peter: The Human Spider. Ring Announcer: The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got? Peter: Yeah. _Spider-Man_ "Hey freak show! You're going nowhere." -Bonesaw McGraw, _Spider-Man_ Bonesaw McGraw: What're ya doin' up there? Spider-Man: Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? _Spider-Man_ Peter: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander. J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel. _Spider-Man_ Peter: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber. _Spider-Man_ [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man.] Peter: I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it. Mary Jane: You said that? Peter Parker: Oh, something like that... _Spider-man_ "This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded." _the Green Goblin, _Spider-Man_ "Each of us, at some time in our lives, turns to someone - a father, a brother, a God - and asks, 'Why am I here? What was I meant to be?'" -Spock, _Star Trek_ "These people had sworn to live and die by my command two hundred years before you were born." _Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan_ "You don't trust me, do you? I don't blame you. If there is to be a brave new world, our generation is going to have the hardest time living in it." -Chancellor Gorkon, _Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country_ "We must acknowledge once and for all that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." -Spock, _Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country_ "What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand." -Spock, _Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country_ Kirk: Once again, we've saved civilization as we know it. McCoy: And the good news is they're not going to prosecute. _Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country_ "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, NO farther. And I will make them pay for what they've done." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard, _Star Trek: First Contact_ Riker: Someone once said "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgement." Cochrane: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that? Riker: You did, ten years from now. _Star Trek: First Contact_ "I am the beginning and the end. I bring order into chaos." -The Borg Queen, _Star Trek: First Contact_ "Oo-ta goo-ta, Solo? Greedo cheskopokuta klees ruya Solo. Holo yanee boopa gush Cantina. Cheeco was Solo's anye myurra Greedo Greedo vakee. Jabba kul steeka et an anpaw." -Greedo, _Star Wars_ Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. _Star Wars_ Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking? _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. Han Solo: I can arrange that! _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ "Laugh it up, fuzzball." -Han Solo, _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship." -Yoda, _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ "Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me." -Darth Vader, _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him. Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father. _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ "A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur." -Han Solo, _Star Wars: Return of the Jedi_ Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." The Emperor: "Your faith in your friends is yours." _Star Wars: Return of the Jedi_ "Let the hate flow through you." -The Emperor, _Return of the Jedi_ "Give into your anger. With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant." -The Emperor, _Star Wars: Return of the Jedi_ "Obi-Wan has taught you well." -Darth Vader, _Return of the Jedi_ "Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side." -The Emperor, _Star Wars: Return of the Jedi_ "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge." -Darth Maul, _Star Wars: The Phantom Menace_ "Wipe them out. All of them." -Darth Sidious, _Star Wars: The Phantom Menace_ Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future. Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment. _Star Wars: The Phantom Menace_ "I see you becoming the greatest of all the Jedi, Anakin. Even more powerful than Master Yoda." -Chancellor Palpatine, _Star Wars: Attack of the Clones_ "...And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a grand army of the Republic to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists..." -Chancellor Palpatine, _Star Wars: Attack of the Clones_ "One day, I will become the greatest Jedi ever. I will even learn how to stop people from dying." -Anakin, _Star Wars: Attack of the Clones_ Count Dooku: That was brave, boy, but foolish. I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson. Anakin: I'm a slow learner. _Star Wars: Attack of the Clones_ Count Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you. Yoda: Much to learn you still have. _Star Wars: Attack of the Clones_ "There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the Force." _Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith_ one-sheet "Remember your training, and you WILL make it out alive!" _Starship Troopers_ "This is for you new people. I only have one rule: Everyone fights, no one quits. You don't do your job I'll shoot you myself." -Rasczak, _Starship Troopers_ "Come on you apes! You want to live forever?" _Starship Troopers_ "I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better." -Rasczak, _Starship Troopers_ "You once asked me for advice. You want some now? Never give up a good thing." -Rasczak, _Starship Troopers_ "Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation." -Johnny Rico, _Starship Troopers_ Everyone is doing their part. Are you? _Starship Troopers_ Carmen: You knew and still you sent them? Carl: We couldn't afford to launch an operation if there wasn't one. You disapprove? Well, too bad! We're in this for the species, boys and girls. It's simple numbers. They have more. And every day I have to make decisions that send hundreds of people like you to their deaths. Johnny Rico: Didn't they tell you, Colonel? That's what the Mobile Infantry is good for. _Starship Troopers_ "I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk a dead body? -Hutch, _Starsky & Hutch_ "If this is a dream, the whole world is inside it." -Sam, _Stay_ Lilo: Like an Easter egg hunt! Jumba: Only *more* deadly! _Stitch: the Movie_ "Memories fade, Lenny. They're designed that way for a _reason_." _Strange Days_ "No, no. It's not schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head. I mean, the voice isn't telling me to do anything. It's telling me what I've already done. Accurately. And with a better vocabulary." _Stranger than Fiction_ Dr. Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know you're not a golem? Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem. _Stranger than Fiction_ "You're never too old to go to Space Camp, dude." -Dave, _Stranger Than Fiction_ "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday." -M. Bison, _Street Fighter_ Lois Lane: Any more like you at home? Clark Kent: No, not really. _Superman_ "This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you." _Superman_ "There's a strong streak of good in you, Superman. But then nobody's perfect... almost nobody." _Superman_ "Doesn't it give you a... shudder... of electricity through you to be in the same room with me?" -Lex Luthor, _Superman_ Clark: Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick? Lois: How did you know that? Clark: Know what? Lois: You just described the exact contents of my purse. Clark: Hmm. Lucky guess. _Superman_ [Superman breaks down Lex Luthor's door.] "It's open, come in. My attorney will be in touch with you about the damage to the door. Otis, take the gentleman's cape, would you?" -Lex Luthor, _Superman_ Lex Luthor: Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me - Miss Teschmacher: Get out. Lex Luthor: Ha ha. Before that. He said, 'Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they will pay through the nose to get it! Remember.' _Superman_ "Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe." -Lex Luthor, _Superman_ "Come and kneel before Zod!" _Superman 2_ Lex Luthor: Hey, y'know, this isn't like the old days when it was just you and me. I gotta hand it to you, you always told the truth, a guy always knew where he stood with you, you were totally honest, you wanted to destroy me. I respect you for it. Superman: Well. Perhaps there's some good in you after all, Lex Luthor. Lex Luthor: I tell you, I'm full of good, I've just never used any of it. Superman: All right, I guess we'll have to take that chance. _Superman 2_ Arnold: A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surfboard. Especially Tank, he's definitely not a winner. Smudge: He's a dirty trash can full of poop. _Surf's Up_ Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here. Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnight-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift. Trent: Look at all the beautiful honeys here. _Swingers_ "Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?" -Trent, _Swingers_ "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from." -Trent, _Swingers_ Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl? Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag? Trent: No, baby, you're money. _Swingers_ "Corruption. Corruption is our protection, corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why we win." -Danny Dalton, _Syriana_ "You want to know what the business world thinks of you? We think a hundred years ago you were living out here in tents in the desert chopping each other's heads off, and that's exactly where you're gonna be in another hundred. So yes, on behalf of my firm, I accept your money." -Bryan, _Syriana_
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