"How Not To Win Friends"
Obsidian Serpent army list
984 points

Obsidian Guard = 74
Obsidian Guard = 74
Obsidian Guard = 74
Skyrider = 116

Dragon Clan Slaves (4) = 96
Dragon Clan Slaves (4) = 96
Dragon Clan Slaves (4) = 96
Archers (5 plus leader) = 195
Archers (4 plus leader) = 163

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Basic scheme:

This army is built to capitalize on the undercosted Obsidian Guard and the
reasonably priced but risky Dragon Clan Slaves. This isn't an army I would
use against my friends, because I want them to keep liking me.

One Obsidian Guard follows behind one Dwarven Clan Slave warband. Move
	towards the enemy, kill the enemy.
Archers take up positions and snipe at problem children. Make sure they
	can cover each other.
Skyrider goes where needed.

Or, for the interntionally cruel seal-clubber, run all three Guards around
as a warband, and just cuisinarte the other army.

But this really won't go over well versus a Dwarf player, so you take your
chances.

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