Quote-o-rama: X-Men


Quote-o-rama:
X-men

* Sam's Quoets
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"Scott is a good person in a world that exists solely to crush good
 people."
					-Emma, _Wovlerine and the X-men_

"So what exactly are you going to do - crazy me to death?"
					-Magician,
					_Ultimate X-men: Magical_

"I have a student who shoots red lasers from his eyes. I can read people's
 thoughts as easily as one peers through a window. How can anything be
 far-fetched in a world where those things are a reality?"
					-Charles, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Magical_

"Jean was his favorite. He sensed her potential, even then. And he's
 always been partial to psychics. He'd never admit it, but he thinks we're
 a bit... above."
					-Emma, _Astonishing X-men: Torn_

"It's so hard to hold on to something you know you don't deserve."
					-Emma, _Astonishing X-men: Torn_

"You can let go now."
					_Astonishing X-men: Torn_

"It's like you said, Emma... I don't have any claws."
					-Scott, _Astonishing X-men: Torn_

"I think Ms. Grey constructed split personalities to help her deal with
 having mutant powers. Nothing more."
					_Ultimate X-Men: Phoenix?_

"If you want to continue this charade that you never read someone's mind
 without permission - I'll oblige you. Just so you're aware, knowing you
 already know all this is very annoying."
					-Lilandra Neramani,
					_Ultimate X-men: Date Night_

"Seems you're a mutant, Elliot. You've developed your powers overnight. It
 happens to the best of us."
					-Nick Fury,
					_Ultimate X-Men: Date Night_

"There's no fighting in the Danger Room! I mean... no fighting each
 other. You know what I mean!"
					-Cyclops,
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"I always though you were naive to segregate your students from humanity,
 to keep them locked up in that old castle. But now I realize I'm the
 idiot. You weren't protecting them from the world, you were protecting
 the world from them."
					-Emma,
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"The Ultimates are just humans with lamer outfits..."
					-Alex Summers, 
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"For Xavier, the world is nothing but shades of gray."
					-Magneto, 
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"You don't send a shepherd to catch a black sheep."
					-Dazzler, 
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

Polaris: I'm not like you.
Magneto: Indeed. But without polar opposites, this planet would spen off
	its axis. You and I need each other, and the world needs us.
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"My friends, welcome to endgame."
					-Magneto, 
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"You're under arrest for superhuman sedition, a crime that comes with a
 lifetime stay in Camp X-Factor."
					-Nick Fury, 
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"Your expulsion is merely a front, an excuse for you to become one of the
 handful of secret operatives I occasionally utilize for delicate
 missions."
					-Xavier, 
					_Ultimate X-Men: Magnetic North_

"Now, if I was a ninja... (Which, I guess, technically, I still am.)"
					_X-Men: Kitty Pryde - 
					 Shadow & Flame_

"But we also keep quite busy with biotech research... and psychic
 operations and evaluations. Your Professor Xavier is quite an inspiration
 to us, actually."
					-Ryoko Oshiba,
					_X-Men: Kitty Pryde - 
					 Shadow & Flame_

"Dragon-stealing, picture-taking, letter-sending ninjas..."
					_X-Men: Kitty Pryde - 
					 Shadow & Flame_

Cyclops: Logan and I'll flank it, work with Hank on keeping its movement
	contained.
Emma: I positively throb when he gets that tone.
Kitty: Your not saying that would be nifty.
					_Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous_

The Thing: Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?
Wolverine: You got a problem with mutants?
The Thing: I meant Canadians.
					_Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous_

Emma Frost: He's right. J. Jonah Jameson'll be tongue-kissing Spider-man
	before the X-men catch a little public favor.
Kitty Pryde: Why do you insist on saying things I can never un-hear?
					_Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous_

Danger: The X-men. They don't have the slightest idea of who you really
	are, do they?
Xavier: I like to think that Jean knew. Knew, and understood.
					_Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous_

[After a fastball special.]
"You can't just throw people at all your problems, dear."
					-Emma Frost, 
					_Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous_

"...We live in the society we have today precisely because we have trusted
 our youth to fight our greatest battles for us. I assure you, they are
 far better prepared to face the dangers of this world than we often give
 them credit for."
					_Ultimate X-men: Hard Lessons_

Logan: Since when do you know how to boost cars?
Ororo: Since I was about eleven. What, did you think you were the only
	X-man with a past?
					_Ultimate X-men: Hard Lessons_

Ororo: Then what are you looking for?
Logan: Long story. Here's the abridged version.
[He hands her a ring, with the inscription "To James..."]
Ororo: You're in love with a guy named James?
					_Ultimate X-men: Hard Lessons_

Ororo: But Weapon X is gone! We watched the last of those psychos die!
Logan: That's what we thought way back when Colonel Wraith bit it, but
	there are still dead-enders floating around. decommissioned
	soldiers who won't fade away until all their past sins are wiped
	out.
					_Ultimate X-men: Hard Lessons_

"Whoever you used to be might have someone somewhere, but that you is
 gone. You and me, we're both too obsessed with our pasts. I've been
 running away from mine. And you've been running back to yours. Maybe
 it's time we stopped running."
					-Ororo, to Logan, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Hard Lessons_

"Wow. That's gotta be about the dumbest power I've ever seen."
					-Juggernaut, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Hard Lessons_

Colossus: Have you lost your mind, Xavier... or do you just think a
	wrongly accused mutant will be more valuable to your cause as a
	martyr?
Xavier: Stand down, Mr. Rasputin, or I will show you exactly how much of
	my mind I still possess.
					_Ultimate X-men: 
					The Most Dangerous Game_

"Besides, Xavier is the most powerful telepath on the planet, right? Maybe
 he planted the idea for this rescue operation in our minds. For all we
 know, we're doing exactly what he wants."
					-Colossus, 
					_Ultimate X-men: 
					The Most Dangerous Game_

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the young man known to gaming fanatics
 around the world as... ARCADE!"
					_Ultimate X-men: 
					The Most Dangerous Game_

Dazzler: Isn't Pete hot when he plays front man?
Nightcrawler: Alison, you are... not well.
					_Ultimate X-men: 
					The Most Dangerous Game_

[Arcade just webbed Dazzler.]
"Cool, right? One of my programmers reverse engineered this thing from
 some polymer he scraped of a wall in Manhattan..."
					-Arcade, 
					_Ultimate X-men:
					The Most Dangerous Game_

"Try not to let this experience put you off boys, Esme..."
					-Emma Frost, _New X-men: imperial_

"Jean, there are Shi'ar Imperial Guardians outside... they can punch holes
 in mountains and fly through steel... they can kill you much, much faster
 than a hundred speeding bullets. They're landing on the roof."
					-Beast, _New X-men: imperial_

"...The worst thing you ever did was come back, Erik. Magneto had become a
 legend in death, an inspiration for change. Now look at you - just
 another foolish and self-important old man, with outdated thoughts in his
 head. You have nothing this new generation of mutants wants... except for
 your face on a t-shirt. They have ideas of their own now. Perhaps it's
 time we put away the old dreams, the old manifestos... and just listened
 for a while. Your way will never work, Erik. This can't go on."
					-Xavier, _New X-men: planet x_

"Cassandra has no concept of cooperation, Hank. That's how we'll beat
 her."
					-Jean Grey-Summers, 
					_New X-men: imperial_

"...I deserve pants as a basic human right."
					-Beak, _New X-men: imperial_

"The day I promised has now come. Magneto is here to shake the world's
 foundations!"
					-Magneto, _New X-men: planet x_

"You are an undeniable weirdo, Barnell Bohusk. But that's a very good
 idea."
					-the Stepford Cuckoos,
					_New X-men: imperial_

"You can yell at me all you like. I'm only telling you the truth, like I
 always do, Magneto. If something doesn't happen soon, we'll lose any
 support you still have."
					-Toad, _New X-men: planet x_

"The whole world is watching us now. We must be nothing less than
 fabulous."
					-Emma Frost, _New X-Men: imperial_

"I will not be judged by children. Give me death. Make me immortal."
					-Magneto, _New X-men: planet x_

"And if you think anybody here is losing sleep over whether or not you
 mutants might all suddenly lose your powers... then you ain't been to
 Manhattan lately."
					-Nick Fury, 
					_Astonishing X-men: Gifted_

Emma Frost: I want to reopen the school.
Cyclops: It's done, Emma. Even Professor X has retired. The costumes, the
	heroics... done.
Emma: But you and I, together. Think of what marvelous teachers we could
	be to a new generation of gifted bloody brats. We could inspire
	them to greatness! ...Don't you want to inherit the earth?
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

"No, she can't be brought to trial. Human laws are meaningless here. This
 is down to us. And I promise you, we'll stop her before she hurts anyone
 else. We do this sort of thing all the time."
					-Beast, _New X-men: imperial_

"Oh, Esme... you turned into such a wonderful little femme fatale in the
 end, didn't you? I'm ever so proud of all my girls. But you... I think
 I'm most especially proud of you, dear."
					-Emma Frost, _New X-men: planet x_

Brand: I'm Special Agent Abigail Brand. I head the Sentient Worlds
	Observation and Response Department. We work with S.H.I.E.L.D. 
	Handle matters extraterrestrial.
Beast: The government and their acronyms... honestly, it's adorable.
Brand: I didn't pick the name.
					_Astonishing X-men: Gifted_

"Magneto killed ya, under orders he never understood. Scott lost heart and
 lost his chance. Hank tried his best. And it all fell apart, like it
 always does."
					-Wolverine, 
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

"I am Gladiator, superguardian of the Shi'ar Imperium. My sworn duty is to
 preserve stellar harmony. May the eternal heavens forgive us for what we
 must do here. Destroy all mutants."
					_New X-men: imperial_

"We have learned the first lesson. They will always hate us. We will never
 live in a world of peace. Which is why control and non-violence are
 essential.We must prove ourselves a peaceful people. We must give the
 ordinary humans respect, compliance, and understanding. And we must never
 mistake that for trust."
					-Emma Frost, 
					_Astonishing X-men: Gifted_

"I drowned the last whale. I can do anything now... Here is evolution's
 end. All life is mine. 'All creatures great and small.' Mine... I will
 build my future on your bones."
					-Sublime, 
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

Cyclops: Hank's as articulate as anything, but what people see is
	mostly... well, a beast. Emma's a former villain, Logan's a thug.
Logan: Born and bred.
Cyclops: And me... I can lead a team. But I haven't looked anybody in the
	eye since I was fifteen.
					_Astonishing X-men: Gifted_

Angel: Have you guys always fought this much, Pete?
Colossus: You weren't here when Cyclops and Wolverine almost murdered each
	other. I'd say we're improving...
					_Ultimate X-men: Cry Wolf_

"That old healing factor of yours made you a perfect, reusable experiment
 in vivisection. And now you torture yourself over and overagain, just to
 feel that same intensity of sensation you once experienced on the racks
 of the scientific inquisition, hmm?"
					-Cassandra Nova,
					_New X-men: imperial_

Emma Frost: This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need
	to make a grand entrance.
Kitty: I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to put on all my clothes.
					_Astonishing X-men: Gifted_

Andrea von Strucker: Unlike Charles Xavier, we have a vested interest in
	curing you of the limitations that keep you shackled to that 
	school. Agree to sign an exclusive contract with Fenris, and 
	through our patented bioengineering process, we will give you 
	complete control of your abilities.
Rogue: You mean...?
von Strucker: Help us...and you can finally know what it's like to kiss
	someone for real.
					_Ultimate X-men: Cry Wolf_

"I'll call it New Genosha, rising like an accusation. Or better yet... a
 promise."
					-Magneto, _New X-men: planet x_

[after leaving Black Widow's apartment.]
Spider-man: I don't like her.
Wolverine: Yeah.
Spider-man: But she *may* be the hottest girl I have ever seen in my 
	life... and I have cable.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

Spider-man: That was the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen...
Wolverine: And you've got cable.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"Welcome back from the ashes... weapon of cosmic war in human form."
					-Sublime, 
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

"Whatever he did made him crazier than a bag of ferrets, too."
					_Ultimate X-Men: The Tempest_

"This is your so-called safehouse? There's nude guys running out the door
 screaming."
					-Angel, _New X-men: imperial_

Beast: Should we be worried? What is that?
Emma: Oh, what does it look like, Henry? It's bloody Jean, showing off
	again.
					_New X-men: planet x_

"I do not believe that mutants should set themselves up as a police force.
 Violence begets nothing but violence. What mutants should be are role
 models and educators and they should live by example. They shouldn't pop
 their claws and yell 'bring it on' every time they are faced with
 adversity. This, in my opinion, is Xavier's problem. This is why he has
 failed at his life's mission. Noble though he may be, the idea of these,
 what does he call them, the 'X-men', are just... they're just naive."
					-Emma Frost,
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"You think you've faced the worst, don't you? You think surviving a broken
 heart and a shattered soul makes you strong and special?"
					-Cassandra Nova,
					_New X-men: imperial_

Kurt: Vait, you spy on my fantasies?
Jean: It's not spying so much as... overhearing. If I tried to block out
	every dirty thoughts you boys had, I'd never get any work done.
					_Ultimate X-Men: The Tempest_

"Your timid, colorless leadership has been forgotten. You failed to
 inspire, Charles. While I... I became a legend in death and a savior upon
 my return."
					-Magneto, _New X-men: planet x_

"Why should evolution be for the few, the strutting genetic elite in their
 skintight outfits and bikinis? Can't we *all* be an elite? Sure, mutants
 have special powers, but humankind has radical surgery and new genetic
 modification procedures."
					-John Sublime, 
					_New X-Men: imperial_

"I've had dreams, you know. Dreams with you in them. This was never meant
 to be, was it? Something went terribly wrong... Tell us the truth, girls.
 What do you really see when you look at the future without flinching?"
					-Cassandra,
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

"Emma Frost... hurt me too, you know. And I hurt her in return. Forgive my
 little telepathic rummage, but I smelled her on you. The heart craves the
 securities of the battlefield, eh?"
					-Black King,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

Scott: ...And Nightcrawler and Marvel Girl are staying here in Harlem for
	the uptown detail.
Jean: Are we seriously still going with "Marvel Girl"? I outgrew that
	handle two bra sizes ago.
Kurt: At least you are not named after a worm, fraulein.
					_Ultimate X-Men: The Tempest_

Xorn: Is this typical of life with the X-men, Scott?
Cyclops: It sometimes gets quiet, too.
					_New X-men: imperial_

"Because... (and no offense, James...) if there's a weak link in the
 worldwide politics of mutant/human relations... if there's a crack in the
 wall... it's you. You're a trained, mutant, military assassin. Just your
 existence could be twisted into proof of a mutant conspiracy inside our
 government."
					-Dugan,
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"These children of yours will grow strong and proud in a world without
 persecution or fear, Angel Salvadore. One day they will build statues in
 my honor."
					-Magneto, _New X-men: planet x_

"I guess no one thought Rome could fall, either... those guys had a postal
 service that could deliver mail across 170 miles in one day. They had
 indoor plumbing, the women were free, they had art and science and a
 communications network that spanned the civilized world. Within a hundred
 years, it was all debris and lice. Sometimes ya gotta take care of what
 you got."
					-Wolverine,
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

Emma: The Rasputin boy has no idea what he's -
Charles: Colossus. His mutant name is Colossus.
Emma: "Mutant name"? What is wrong with you?
					_Ultimate X-Men: The Tempest_

"I hate to completely undermine the party atmosphere, but there are
 billions of microscopic killer robots in our bloodstreams and a troop of
 violent alien ubermenschen advancing across our lawn..."
					-Beast, _New X-men: imperial_

[Talking to a captive Xavier.]
"I've fed them so many lies, old friend... engineered a species war in
 your name. I don't expect I'll have much time before reprisals commence.
 You understand... I have to do something unforgettable. Remember that
 reversal of the Earth's magnetic poles I talked about before but never
 went through with? North will become south. The event will obliterate the
 weak human, rewire mutant brains and alter planetary consciousness
 forever. One of my old ideas, admittedly, but still a good one."
					-Magneto, _New X-men: planet x_

"Um, are you you guys almost done being cryptic, because I'm freezing."
					-Spider-man, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"Shall we complete our campaign of righteous destruction, gentlemen?"
					-Fantomex,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

"Like some sad memory of a future that never happened."
					_New X-men: here comes tomorrow_

Nick Fury: You might want to ask your kids to step outside.
Xavier: I have nothing to hide from my students, General Fury.
Fury: I do.
Xavier: I don't.
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"See, if I have to kill Chuck to get at you, I will. that's the kind of
 crazy, &*#@ed-up sonofabitch I am. But, truth is, we've handled much
 worse than you and never lost a man. See how I just slowed you down by
 making you think about something, missus? You can't even see your own
 weaknesses 'cause you don't know where to look."
					-Wolverine, _New X-men: imperial_

"Why do I have the impending feeling that my life's approaching some kind
 of horrible closure?"
					-Emma Frost, _New X-men: planet x_

"...It's amazing to me how much I don't like getting shot at, and yet,
 oddly, I find myself often getting shot at."
					-Spider-man, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"All of you have my girls to thanks for this eleventh hour plot twist..."
					-Emma Frost, _New X-men: imperial_

"See, Mr. President. The answer isn't violence... it's education. Mutant
 racism is a social problem, not a war. The only way to treat it is to
 educate people."
					-Emma Frost,
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

[In the bathroom at the Hellfire Club.]
"Who'd have figured we'd have so many things in common, Creed? We should
 start a club."
					-Wolverine,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

"Think of it this way - with no special gifts other than its intellectual
 skills, humankind survived for many thousands of years in a very
 dangerous world. One of the ways they survived was by forming themselves
 into groups or tribes, gathering around flags and books and laws... A
 shared ideal is one of the best ways to hold a tribe together in the face
 of chaos. But now the tribes are all sharing the same tent, and we can
 all be guilty sometimes of mistaking our ideas for things. Sometimes the
 idea of the monster is more real than the monster itself..."
					-Professor Xavier, 
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"I'm sure it's just another petulant cry for help, girls. I don't know
 what it is about young people these days, but I do miss the imagination
 and verve of the little zealots I used to teach. There was a wild,
 romantic light in their eyes and they threew themselves into the fray at
 every turn. Now it's all bored stares, vague demands and a few broken
 windows. Hardly the stuff of mutant legend."
					-Emma Frost, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"Web fluid costs soooo much to make. And I waste so much of it on these
 stupid idiots that the best thing they can think to do is to rob an
 armored car in broad daylight. I wish I could just bill these losers -
 like, 'Hey, these webs cost ten dollars.'"
					-Spider-man,
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

Angel: I want to go back to what I was, Wolverine... I don't want to be
	like this... this... this sucks.
Wolverine: Welcome to the grown-up world, darlin'. You've got a long way
	to go and you can't make it on your own.
					_New X-Men: imperial_

[Arriving after the Sentinel attack on Washington DC.]
Dugan: You called this one, General.
Nick Fury: That fills me with warmth.
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"Why is it anytime Emma Frost gets mixed up in our lives, there's always
 trouble and confusion? She can't even keep her death simple."
					-Sage,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

Xavier: Quentin... I can honestly understand the attraction of violent
	change. When I was your age, I used to imagine using my telepathic 
	talents to short-circuit the minds of despots -
Quentin: You were never my age, Professor. 16 million mutants died in
	Genosha while you were imagining new ways to do nothing.
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

Jean Grey-Summers: You're Emma's girls, aren't you? Has she taught you how
	to...
the Stepford Cuckoos: Yes, Miss Grey. We know exactly what you're going to
	say. We think it's a wonderful idea.
					_New X-men: imperial_

[to Wolverine]
"Well... You are welcome here. And as far as I'm concerned this is your
 home, but... You're going to have to earn their trust and respect. 
 They're just children. We forget that with all the drama around here, but 
 for the most part, they're still children. You and I are not. They are 
 children and so far the world has shown them nothing but the back of its 
 hand. The worst of humanity's ill will and prejudice. They need reasons 
 to trust you. Until you give them that you are exactly what they, and 
 you, think you are. Give them something. Something more than running away 
 from them."
					-Xavier, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"In a world of mindreaders, shapechangers and disembodied consciousnesses... 
 crime takes on a whole new meaning."
					-Bishop,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

Xavier: You've caused some property damage and hurt some people, but it's
	over now... the revolution lasted minutes, Quentin...
Quentin: Hand over the school to the students. We don't need the kind of
	education that turns us into victims.
Xavier: Perhaps it's only you who feels like a victim, Quentin.
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"I was born to make war on the mutant race. Has war begun? Is this war?"
					-Weapon XII, 
					_New X-men: new worlds_

[Addressing the press.]
"Charles Xavier discovered he was x-gene positive one day at the end of
 August... thirty years ago, after a long, strange summer which ended when
 the thoughts of the whole world came crashing into his head all at once.
 His mutation had made him telepathic and his telepathy plunged him into a
 new reality. One of naked minds turned inside out, with all the fear,
 lust, guilt and terror people normally hide, exposed to him like raw 
 guts. He was only eleven years old when he saw through all the lies we 
 tell ourselves. Charles Xavier grew up in a world where mutants were 
 hunted, and feared as monstrosities, but he saw through the hate that's 
 nourished by ignorance. He saw that deep down we were all just scared of 
 being hurt and betrayed by one another."
					-Jean Grey-Summers, 
					_New X-men: imperial_

"I know you are not manipulating people, Charles. If you *were* I'm sure
 I'd be very high on your list. And if you were manipulating me... I doubt
 I would find myself as angry at you as I often do.
					-Nick Fury,
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"We're all victims in the same brave new world, Mister Summers. Welcome to
 the slippery slope."
					-Black King,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

"Stop fussing, Esme, and hand me the kick. Haven't you ever wanted to be a
 super hero?"
					-Sophie,
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

Xorn: When you look into my mind... what do you see?
Xavier: I see orchards in China. A star falling across the sky. A radiant
	star of pure thought.
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"I am Gladiator, superguardian of the Shi'ar Imperium. My sworn duty is to
 preserve stellar harmony. May the eternal heavens forgive us for what we
 must do here. Destroy all mutants."
					_New X-men: imperial_

[running into Cyclops at the Hellfire Club.]
"You know what I think? You look like you have serious issues... I've been
 through prison therapy about a dozen times. I know issues when I see
 them."
					-Sabretooth,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

Xavier: A man once said 'There are only two questions man can ask himself
	that mean anything. Why did God create the world? And what do I 
	do next?'
Cyclops: What do we do next?
Xavier: I don't know.
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"We're saying Sophie's dead becuse she believed all the rubbish you talk
 about being superior. You're all shiny surface with nothing underneath.
 You have no feelings and no heart. Just nasty jokes and cleverness. 
 People like you are a danger to impressionable children, Miss Frost."
					-the Stepford Cuckoos, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"You... you run around fighting like Greek gods and... and monsters... if
 you want the truth, it's that people hate mutants because trouble follows
 you wherever you go!"
					-reporter, _New X-men: imperial_

[Drinking with Scott at the Hellfire Club.]
"You know something - you always get the best girls, slim. I watch these 
smart, interesting, beautiful women going nuts trying to crack through the 
shell of the Summers cool. And all you do is whine."
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

Angel: What would I *do* there? In Xavier's school. What would I do?
Storm: Whatever you want. Fly.
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

soldier: Well, you look into this dumb chimpanzee's head all you want, you
	bald-headed bigot! You won't find anything except re-runs of the 
	adult channel.
Xavier: Ah. I thought you were joking...
soldier: Little thing they been teaching us to protect the privacy of our
	minds.
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"I can do what I like. I've called a taxi telepathically. I'm going to dye
 my hair and scrawl my name across the world."
					-Esme,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

"Sometimes the teacher must leave to make room for the learning. Beak
 dreamed of respect. Ernst could find no one to be responsible for.
 Basilisk had no focus for his energy. For Dummy there was no 
 continuity... and you, Angel. This will be our secret. All will be well."
					-Xorn, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"...If I look hard enough and twisted enough... I can see how she planned
 it... I can see like Cassandra does."
					-Jean Grey-Summers,
					_New X-men: imperial_

"They were trying to create supermen to fight future wars - that's how it
 all began. Weapon 0 was 'classified'. I was a volunteer, Weapons II
 through III were animals... IV to V used various ethnic minorities. Then
 they found the ideal subjects for VII trials onwards... Like I said,
 Weapon X wasn't a letter, it was a Roman numeral. X = ten. Your mister
 'Logan'? The Wolverine? Only the tenth generation living weapon. They've
 gone far beyond that now."
					-Fantomex, _New X-men: new worlds_

Xorn: Quentin? I am Xorn... do not be afraid.
Quentin: What if we were both wrong, Professor X... and it wasn't humans
	to blame at all? ...What if the real enemy... was inside... all 
	along?
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

Professor X: I thought you didn't trust me, General.
Nick Fury: I just don't like you as a person. But I know what you want in 
	this world and I know where you stand.
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"Miss Frost taught us to conceal our emotions as a way of keeping one step 
 ahead, Mr. Bishop. It seems only fair to tell you that."
					-the Stepford Cuckoos, 
				_New X-men: assault on weapon plus_

Reporter: ...We've all heard about some kind of private army attached to
	the Institute?
Jean: There is no army. We have a group of highly-trained volunteers,
	myself included, who've elected to monitor and resolve mutant
	emergency situations wherever they arise. We're here for 
	everyone's protection.
					_New X-men: imperial_

"I hate this awful place and these ugly, repressed people."
					-Emma Frost, 
					_New X-men: assault on weapon plus_

"Well, I live in the brave new world and it's not as shiny and perfect as
 you'd like to think. You're always selling the future that never arrives,
 you preach Utopia but you never deliver on this 'dream' we keep hearing
 about."
					-Quentin Quire, to Professor X,
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

[Meeting the President.]
"Sir, my name is Emma Frost. It's an honor to meet you. I've been putting 
 something together that might interest you."
					_Ultimate X-Men: New Mutants_

"This is the voice. This is the voice of Magneto. This is the voice of the
 Genoshan Nation. It's a strange thing to die in darkness. It's a strange
 thing to die. I was Magneto, the master of magnetic forces. Now I will be
 a voice in the darkness, echoing forever. Once, I was a mortal man. Now I
 am becoming memory, immortal. They must have thought they could silence 
 us forever Instead we have become magnetic. Unstoppable. Do you 
 understand? Our voices will be broadcast around the world... into space. 
 At the speed of light. At the speed of radio. Our voices traveling 
 without end through the depths of time and space. Beyond this life. And 
 far, far... beyond this death."
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"It's all fake and illusion. That's what cool is. That's what charisma is.
 That's what everything is."
					-Quentin Quire, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"...and can I just remind everyone that Emma is still on the loose?"
					-Jean Grey-Summers, 
					_New X-men: imperial_

"Advanced Idea Mechanics - an organized group of international 
 science-terrorists. You know, like one of those Japanese 
 techno-apocalypse cults? They recruit the kinda brilliant geeks and 
 brainy outsiders who want revenge for not getting any booty..."
					-Wolverine,
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

[to Wolverine]
"If the X-men were a boy band, your would be the dark, brooding one."
					-Black Widow, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"I was just testing. I'm only playing devil's advocate, Professor. You've
 always encouraged us to dream... I just wondered what would happen if one
 of us had a dream you didn't like?"
					-Quentin Quire, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

Sabra: I'm sorry, Quicksilver, but good riddance. Magneto was a 
	Master-Race lunatic who coerced the entire Genoshan mutant 
	population into a war with humanity and brought this on himself.
Quicksilver: Magneto was my _father_. Otherwise, you're right.
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"...The more she sticks to her plan, the more room she leaves us to
 improvise. She's powerful, but her strategies are pretty basic. I think 
 we can take her if we work together."
					-Cyclops, _New X-men: imperial_

"There's something rotten at the Xavier school."
					-Sage, 
					_New X-Men: assault on weapon plus_

Wolverine: Will you help me out of here?
Spider-man: I _want_ you out of here.
Wolverine: Do you need to put on your little costume to do it?
Spider-man: Do I make fun of your hair?
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

Cyclops: I seriously hate having my picture taken - I always come out
	looking stiff and inhuman.
Officer Foster: The camera never lies, my friend.
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

the Stepford Cuckoos: Those horrible space super heroes are going to
	kill everyone... We know you hate us as much as we hate you, but 
	we're the resistance now. Do you have any idea how to fight super 
	heroes?
Angel: Yeah. Dirty, I bet.
					_New X-men: imperial_

Xavier: No more need to hide our mutant natures. No more human rules.
Jean: Better watch it - you sound like Cassandra Nova.
Xavier: She was right to go on television and break our silence. She was
	right to reveal us to the world. She took the step I always knew 
	I had to take. I always found an excuse not to put my reputation 
	on the line.
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"I suppose you think this is some big fight between... between youth and
 experience? Anarchy and authority? People like you always miss the point,
 Quentin Quire. It's all about 'in' versus 'out.'"
					-the Stepford Cuckoos, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"Miss Frost... You think everything's a joke, but I had the same nightmare
 fifty times last night and I'm having it again right now. Everybody's
 going to die."
					-Ellie Phimister,
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"Hey, read a book. Slavery split this country in two. Who knows what
 mutants will do to it before it's all said and done. No offense."
					-Dugan,
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

Esme: But weren't they all killed, Miss Frost? The students you used to 
	teach?
Emma Frost: There were one or two fatalities, yes... but for heaven's
	sake, Esme. let's try not to dwell on the down side.
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"It's hard to believe. They're finally listening - the world is finally
 listening to us, Jean. And all we had to do was take off our frightening
 masks and step from the shadows."
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"Remember the Shi'ar Ninth Vow of Destruction. Be strong and merciful. If
 they plead for their lives, do not falter. The Emperess commands us."
					-Gladiator, _New X-men: imperial_

Black Widow: I guess Charles Xavier never heard of a history check.
Wolverine: And neither did Nick Fury - or how else would a spy without a
	country find herself as a public member of his super-hero PR 
	explosion called what...?
Black Widow: The Ultimates.
Wolverine: The Ultimate what?
Black Widow: Ultimate Ultimates. It's a fine idea, well executed. And I'm
	very -
Wolverine: It's nothing but politics and PR and well beneath ya, but
	that's not why I came here.
Black Widow: Yes, you came asking for help and did so by insulting me.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"Sir. You taught us to think outside the box. We all receive two hours of
 martial arts instruction every day. Surely we can be trusted to express
 ourselves without hurting anyone?"
					-Quentin, 
					_New X-Men: riot at xavier's_

"Jean is only the house where I live, Charles."
					-the Phoenix,
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"This is awful. Remember that time we were sent in to raze the Anti-Heaven
 of Adun?"
					-Oracle, _New X-men: imperial_

"Don't worry, Scott's very good with the depressed."
					-Wolverine,
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

[to Wolverine]
Daredevil: You're one of the X-men?
Spider-Man: He's the hairy one.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"Just that I got an almost fatal belly-wound, had a bizarre dream, almost 
 killed you, and ran into the one guy in the world who gives *me* the 
 creeps. Tough day at the office." 
					-Wolverine, _Blood Hungry_

Po: Logan? Do you draw?
Wolverine: No.
Po: Do you talk to dead things?
Wolverine: No.
Po: So what are you good at?
Wolverine: Maiming things. Killing mostly.
Po: Well, Thats something at least. Have you ever killed anybody who 
	didn't deserve it?
Wolverine: Hope not. But probably.
					_Marvel Knights_

"It's all right, Jaime. We're relieving you of duty. I believe I can beat 
 Weapon XII at his own game, without further bloodshed. All I need is to 
 borrow your nervous system."
					-Professor X, 
					_New X-men: new worlds_

"I could have built heaven on earth, if only they'd let me. I could have
 laid the foundation stones of paradise here on earth."
					-Xorn, 
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"Did you ever think that maybe if you didn't have this mutant healing 
 power, you wouldn't be so prone to end up, you know, like this?"
					-Spider-man, to Wolverine,
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"Yes, our people have been persecuted and exterminated. The truth is we've
 barely begun to even comprehend, let alone recover from genocide on an   
 unprecedented scale. Sixteen million of our people died in Genosha. 
 That's sixteen million possible cures for cancer or AIDS gone. Sixteen 
 million potential Shakespeares, Einsteins, Kurt Cobains, lost forever... 
 But right here, at the Xavier Institute, we have twelve-year-old autistic 
 savants who can talk to atoms in their own language. Here, we still 
 believe in the future."
					-Jean Grey-Summers, 
					_New X-men: imperial_

"I've become the perfect Faberge killing machine for a reason... and that
 reason is surely not to wave the flag for X-liberalism."
					-Emma Frost, 
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

Xavier: General, um, I don't appreciate the psychic shields you've placed
	around -
Fury: Well, I don't appreciate the fact that you _found_ them.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_  

"The whole world is watching us now. We must be nothing less than
 fabulous."
					-Emma Frost, _New X-men: imperial_

"Oh my God! Why are diaper deliverymen trying to kill you?"
					-Spider-man, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

Cyclops: I'd be flattered by the attention, but I can't help remembering
	all the times int he past when you tried to kill us, Emma. What 
	are you doing here, with the X-men?
Emma: I deserve sympathy for the sins of my sordid past, not scorn. Those
	were difficult days; I was probably very confused and out of my 
	mind on drink or drugs. It's not always about 'good' and 'evil,' 
	Scott dear.
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"That's the noise Wolverine makes when he's chopping people like you into
 quivering lumps."
					-the Stepford Cuckoos, 
					_New X-men: imperial_

Black Widow: What is this? You have an intern now?
Spider-man: I wish, because I could really use the - hey! Hey, I know you.
	You owe me eighty dollars... [to Wolverine] You know, I helped her 
	once. I saved her life. And she goes and poisons me and steals my
	web-shooters. These cost money.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_


"These are different times, Scott. Everything is different. Charles is
 right; we can't afford to be ashamed any more. We can't strap down our
 wings or hide our strange eyes and our brilliant minds..."
					-Jean Grey-Summers, 
					_New X-men: imperial_

Spider-man: So, listen, I have a spider-sense, and -
Wolverine: A what?
Spider-man: I have a danger - a warning sense. If something bad is about
	to happen to me, I get, like, a buzzing in my head and I an -
Wolverine: What good does that do me?
Spider-man: I'm just saying, that's why I am sticking around. I can warn
	you before anything bad is about to happen to you.
[Missile flies out of nowhere and hits Wolverine.]
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"They're trying to ruin the dramatic atmosphere, Hank. Ignore them."
					-Wolverine,
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"She said you were an army... This is the only army who can all go to war
 in the same taxi cab."
					-Beak, _New X-men: imperial_

"Forget your dental practice, Mr. Trask. You future lies in genocide."
					-Cassandra Nova, 
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"Surrounded by telepaths, the most important thing in the world becomes
 your privacy. Keeping secrets becomes second nature."
					-Kitty Pryde, _Xtreme X-men_

Spider-man: I don't understand, why don't you call the X-men? I really
	don't understand. You've got to give me that.
Wolverine: Okay all right... Kid. Okay... you know who Charles Xavier is?
Spider-man: Yeah, yeah, I met him.
Wolverine: Xavier. he's going to do it. He's going to... he's actually
	going to leave the world better than he found it. Thing is, kid, 
	I don't know too many people like that. I've done some really bad 
	things. Bad, bad things. And that's just the things I know about. 
	There's this entire lifetime of things that I don't know about. I 
	don't know anything that happened to me before these, you see? 
	[brandishes claws.] I don't know how my life became this endless 
	series of torture sessions. Why every time I turn around someone's 
	looking to kill me... or stick metal on my bones just to see what 
	will happen. Why every other word out of someone's mouth to me is 
	"animal"? But at some point I gotta take responsibility for it. Ya 
	know?
Spider-man: Kinda.
Wolverine: I can't take back what I done especially when I don't know
	what I done. But I sure as hell don't think Xavier deserves to 
	have to deal with any more of it. Thing is the guy took me in on a 
	lie. And I done nothin'... to earn what he gave me. He don't 
	deserve to have to deal with this...
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"All of us, humans and mutants, have to spend the rest of our lives in the
 future. Let's get together and make it a nice place to live."
					-Jean Grey-Summers,
					_New X-men: imperial_

Spider-Man: All the way from over there? You can hear them whispering?
Daredevil: Not with you shouting in my ear.
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"This is a school, Mr. Marz, for mutants. You're here at 2 am to cause 
 trouble...? Do you have any idea how far out of your depth you are?"
					-Jean Grey-Summers,
					_New X-Men: imperial_

"My tush is now singed. I hope you're both happy. I now have singed tush."
					-Spider-man, 
					_Ultimate X-men: Blockbuster_

"Mind armor on. Without the Empress to command us, hope is our only
weapon... My belief-driven supertalents will be equal to the task of
stopping the immensity."
					-Gladiator, _New X-men: imperial_

"I suspect my latest beast form is connected to this year's mutant baby
 boom. Sunspot activity, manic depressive mood swings, I feel like a Hindu
 sex god, Jean."
					-Beast, 
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"We won't be learning today. We'll be teaching."
					-Jean Grey-Summers, 
					_New X-Men: imperial_

Domino: Get this for official worst mutant gift ever: hair, skin flakes,
	dandruff - anything he sheds grows into a short-lived, briefly 
	conscious, totally naked Ao Jun golem.
Wolverine: Some people get all the breaks.
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"Jean... when En Sabah Nur was in my head, he spent a lot of his time
 stripping away a few of my illusions about life and about myself.I
 realized how many of my high ideals are just based on self-interest and
 self-deception. I denied it, of course. I beat him in the end, like we
 always do, and I cast him out of my thoughts... But the thing is, I just
 can't seem toi cast _his_ thoughts out of _me._"
					-Cyclops, 
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

Jean: What makes you such a bitch, Emma?
Emma: Breeding, darling. Top class breeding.
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

Beast: It's official. You're Emma Frost, the human diamond.  
Emma: Excuse me: organic what? "Secondary mutation" what? Why have these
	topics never before entered any conversation in connection with 
	my life, Henry? Your pseudo-medical explanations are far from 
	satisfactory, Mr. McCoy.
					_New X-Men: e is for extinction_

"It's strange, isn't it? None of the students even know what to say to me
 right now. I mean they'll go off and fight Magneto at the drop of a hat,
 but everyone except Wolverine is afraid to catch my eye at the moment."
                                        -Professor X, _Ultimate X-men_

"Apocalypse is an overgrown, immortal mutant, but that doesn't make him
 interesting."
                                        -Wizard magazine, #138


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